"This isn't impressive, we have two Upton asses" - Atlanta Braves

Nice route.

can't they design something like the Prometheus?

I'm sure you're right and all the rocket scientists at NASA have no idea what they're doing.

What's the big deal? Busch Stadium features 43,000 dicks in the stands every game.

What are they doing to it there? Are they preparing to burn it?? I'd want at least the hide of the leopard I punched to death.

Cougar: 1

The Bucs and Incognito make sense. Since Schiano left they've had a big void at Left Asshole.

The question was whether the events of this season had altered his top-down view of the organization. He'd raised his eyes, thinking.

Come on, Timothy. Admit it. This last season of the Miami Heat was pretty funny.

• "By no means introverted" - Serial sexual harrasser.

yikes

The same thing the NFL uses..Gatorade

Oxycontin

What do we pour on people for concussion awareness?

So dumb. +1

Yes, all of the other players who played in this series hit three home runs, too.

Not at all. I'm trying to hold on to my caution with him and the rest of the Whiz Kids that are getting so much ink. I've been Pie'd, Pattersoned, Orrie, Scott etc too many times. I'm running out of time like my Father before me.

only the Cubs could get a prospect who people doubt more the better he plays.

Not fair. Colon's noggin is about 50x the allowable MLB barrel diameter. His batting helmet could double as the punch bowl at a high school prom