Was definitely going to make a Price is Right comment. You win.

Another Cubs prospect with a big debut? I can't wait for him to fade out/burn out with an injury/get traded lead them to a World Series!

Bennett was just trying to get the rookie to play with a chip in his shoulder.

well...Someone has to teach the Bears defense how to tackle...

Twenty minutes later the Braves offered Upton a three year contract to play left field.

"Aww, thanks Justin! This will go well with the gift basket I got from Jeter this morning."

just made me think of this.

the dude doing the riff at the end scared the shit out of me

wat?! That is a great idea. Not only cause it would be super popular, but unlike the world cup in soccer, we would kill it every time!

Ah. Excellent way to make a point. Call out racism while endorsing homophobia. Troll on. Troll on.

But Machado's gender is male.

It's great to see such a well-loved club get such a well-loved player.

To understand this article, I had to find the "Poker Slang Terminology" book that I stuffed between my Coldplay CD, Livestrong bracelet and other things I lost from 2004.

The Double IPA enables shitty brewers to throw a shit ton of Hops in every stage of the process to hide the fact that they were never properly trained and can't make a balanced beer to save their lives.

I was just dropping down to say that. Brewers have seemingly gotten it stuck into their heads that more hops = Better Than. It's mind boggling because they often drown out all other notes in the beer.

You left off one: just about every American micro-brewer's IPA. The typical IPA brewed in this country is loaded with hoppy bitterness overkill to hide the fact that there's absolutely no other flavor in the beer. It's like the Starbuck's French Roast of beer.

"... the lousy tramp."

"I bet she's an icky Republican!"

Huh. I didn't realize that his problem with buttons was so literal.