Fictional characters: Sean Newell's girlfriend

That mustache, tho.

go fuck yourself.

Dudebro is an idiot. But cops are trained to de-escalate situations. This cop did the exact opposite, and thus is very much the one in the wrong.

I'm not saying Marchman doesn't believe what he's written. I think the gleeful, adoring tone of it is what drives it over the line into trolling. Again, it's not about being insincere. It's about saying things in a way designed to get a specific, irritated response. This was intended as a criticism of the people who…

Not enough useless belts, 3/10, would not bang.

It's great to see the Cubs actually manufacturing some runs for a change.

Welp, guess I'll just go fuck myself then.

Could easily be the warden from Shawshank Redemption.. which would be a weird as hell tattoo.

"younger audience"

It's easier to get to first by drawing a walk.

Even more disheartening are the recent photos revealing his stance on bunting.

I am only annotating this to make you look at it.

So woulda the Ricketts.

Can't blame him. I mean, it IS really hard to resist Italian subs.

A case could be made for pointing to Tim Howard and his goal tending.

I sure haven't! :D

someone's never beaten smb and continued playing.

The sitting flop is so much worse than the headbutt. It's like a SNL bit.
Why does soccer piss off so many Americans? You've got a GIF of it.