This comment deserves about a thousand more stars.

I mean, at least they had the common decency to set fire to a few of those scooters.

I read this initially as “Calling it now: the kid he smiles at through the fence is young Bryce Harper”

Side note: The asymmetry between the left and right sides of that Wrestlemania logo makes me want to body slam my computer monitor.

Cue up the contusion song!

I’m sure none of the for-profit media you consume ever uses violence or difficult topics for entertainment value, right? Cool. No double-standards or cognitive dissonance there, surely.

This is not quite right. Baseball is full of action. It just happens to be action that looks like downtime to people who don’t understand what’s happening in the game. Baseball isn’t boring; it’s opaque. It’s subtle but it’s also completely convoluted.

Since I’m massively in debt for my graduate degree in linguistics, I guess I might as well make the most of it and point out that a bunch of widely spoken (or signed!) languages make a distinction between inclusive and exclusive “we”. I.e., they distinguish between “we” plus the addressee and “we” minus the addressee.

Trump is one of those places, man!

As a Bulls fan I am extremely disappointed in this outcome.

Mental illness: It’s real, kids!

Who could forget the famed Rappers’ Delight lyric that went

I long for the days of Bud Selig. Which is a really fucked up thing to say if you think about it.

At this point I’m just assuming that there will be a strike after the CBA expires.

That dog video was fuckin dope yo.

The moon is weird.

Really I think we can all agree that central valley town would do.

Honestly, if I’m that guy, that is going at the top of every resume I submit forever.

And thanks to this comment, we know that the answer to “What time does ‘what time does ‘what time does ‘what time does the super bowl start’ start’ start’ start?” is 10:16 AM on 2/2.