I think the people down the hall know who you are.

Wait — this isn’t satire?

Ah yes, who could forget when Radiohead released The King of Lambs in 2011 in an epic supergroup collaboration with television host Shari Lewis and rapper Lil’ Bo Peep.

Yo have you had HALAL GUYS hot sauce though? It’s insane and perfect. IT MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE.

Yo have you had HALAL GUYS hot sauce though? It’s insane and perfect. IT MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE.

“Leave building me out of this.” -John Wall

AHT

Every time I read these articles I always have the same question, so I’m just gonna ask it.... what sort of cross section of Deadspin’s mail is this that we’re seeing?

This is awesome. Thank you.

Bravo. +1

Hello from Silicon Valley, my friend! Did you know that we get lots of earthquakes here? It’s true. We do. One time there was one that hit in the middle of the night and my bed shook so violently that a very embarrassing sound involuntarily escaped from my chest. Thank god nobody was recording me.

Mr. Kool.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from this article, it’s that the United States sure could stand to prioritize making mental health resources more widely available to its citizens.

Yo, honestly, this blog reminds me a lot of this blog about Switchel you wrote. They are thematically similar. They are both good.

It’s like they’re designing them to look as annoying and as distracting as possible when they inevitably tailgate smaller cars on the road.

This is just like that scene in Cool Hand Luke except as far as I know Cool Hand Luke didn’t have already-apparent CTE symptoms.

Fox News? Twitter? Facebook? RT?

Well of course the situation seems urgent to you. You’re on Venus!

It’s—and I’m not being at all hyperbolic here—completely insane that people are even entertaining this idea in the first place.

I agree! ! Its being a sentient creature is irrelevant. It’s bred for food and therefore it’s not fucked up if we think about ending its existence in our universe. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to return some videotapes.