Big up to Chad for (1) filming that in landscape, and (2) saying oh my gawd really well.

Mandatory for all Khalil Mack posts:

🤔🤔🤔 You sure that’s the headline you want?

Maybe if we changed the name of “Occam’s Razor” to “Occam’s Directed-Energy Weapon,” people would think rational theory-building was a government conspiracy and then become really interested in the idea of building cogent, lean hypotheses.

I read recently that after the 1906 earthquake in SF, no fewer than 50 separate fires started at once in the city. And also the city fire chief hit his head and died during the quake itself. 80% of the city was ultimately destroyed. Eighty percent!

No.

Based on the video clip I thought her opening salvo was Havarti and I was like WOW, this lady is a sociopath. But then I realized that Havarti was cheese number 4. And you know what? I think sending Havarti out when you’re only 3 cheeses deep in the “name the cheeses” game is actually like a pretty impressive…

Wait is his hair real? Wow. WOW.

Grandpa: Make me some cookies!

What is basketball?

... You’re joking, right? If you’re not actually joking, please read some of the studies and news stories out there and see if you can’t better align your worldview with objective reality.

Yeah, well, I got my flu shot on Saturday, and then immediately after my appointment I backed into someone else’s car. EXPLAIN THAT, SCIENCE SORCERER!

+2

I, for one, am very excited for when Sea of Thieves becomes an actual video game. Whenever that is.

RIP GRITTY 2018-2018

This post makes me just like really really sad about the current state of humanity.

jesus that should come with a warning

Using Twitter doesn’t pass the “Is it a better use of my time than sitting and staring at a blank wall?” test. I really don’t understand why anybody is on there.

The Narcissist’s Prayer is always—always—in full effect with this man.

This was great. The last two paragraphs reminded me of Baudrillard and Eco’s writings about Hyperreality—their fascination and concern with the ubiquity of signification but the absence of the original thing being signified.