Meta: I expected this thread to quickly descend into chaos and it did not! So that is something, I guess.

Road Rash was a great game, but c’mon man. This is real life.

Honestly the only issue I have with this is that surely the grease from the chicken finger just like ruins the entire cola, right? Like it has to flatten it, no? What she needs is like a little separate cup she can occasionally pour the cola into for dipping purposes.

Spoken like a true Bills fan. Thank you, sir. Thank you. +1

What’s really crazy is that that’s at least the third or fourth home run to reach (vaguely) that part of the park this year. I don’t remember seeing players do that so regularly in the past.

Shout out to the background Ditka impersonator at 3:31.

He legit sounds like sounds like Hank Azaria’s Jim Brockmire saying “You can stick me in some kind of italian boat, because that one is gone-dola.”

Do you think he just listens to this speech over and over again to get himself amped up?

Yep, there sure is a lot of poop everywhere here in SF. Looks like everybody can stop moving here now. Thanks.

You win this round, Godshamwow!

As t approaches infinity, the probability of a Dr. Who reference on io9's comments approaches 1.

I’ll take “insane hyperbolic false analogies” for $1000, Alex.

If I could give this comment more stars, I would.

hoo boy. where to even begin here...

Oh cool another movie about whether or not an invulnerable super-being will successfully handle a problematic situation.

Well, I think we can all agree that Poulter’s no chicken out there on the links.

Cool and do you want to reveal that you’re also a Brewers fan now?

Funny, I get a pretty effective reminder of my own mortality every time I look in the mirror, since I’m fucking old now and I used to not be that.