Since I’m massively in debt for my graduate degree in linguistics, I guess I might as well make the most of it and point out that a bunch of widely spoken (or signed!) languages make a distinction between inclusive and exclusive “we”. I.e., they distinguish between “we” plus the addressee and “we” minus the addressee.

Trump is one of those places, man!

As a Bulls fan I am extremely disappointed in this outcome.

Mental illness: It’s real, kids!

Who could forget the famed Rappers’ Delight lyric that went

I long for the days of Bud Selig. Which is a really fucked up thing to say if you think about it.

At this point I’m just assuming that there will be a strike after the CBA expires.

That dog video was fuckin dope yo.

Really I think we can all agree that central valley town would do.

Honestly, if I’m that guy, that is going at the top of every resume I submit forever.

And thanks to this comment, we know that the answer to “What time does ‘what time does ‘what time does ‘what time does the super bowl start’ start’ start’ start?” is 10:16 AM on 2/2.

I think the people down the hall know who you are.

Wait — this isn’t satire?

Ah yes, who could forget when Radiohead released The King of Lambs in 2011 in an epic supergroup collaboration with television host Shari Lewis and rapper Lil’ Bo Peep.

Yo have you had HALAL GUYS hot sauce though? It’s insane and perfect. IT MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE.

Yo have you had HALAL GUYS hot sauce though? It’s insane and perfect. IT MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE.

“Leave building me out of this.” -John Wall

AHT

Every time I read these articles I always have the same question, so I’m just gonna ask it.... what sort of cross section of Deadspin’s mail is this that we’re seeing?

Bravo. +1

Hello from Silicon Valley, my friend! Did you know that we get lots of earthquakes here? It’s true. We do. One time there was one that hit in the middle of the night and my bed shook so violently that a very embarrassing sound involuntarily escaped from my chest. Thank god nobody was recording me.