Mr. Kool.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from this article, it’s that the United States sure could stand to prioritize making mental health resources more widely available to its citizens.

Yo, honestly, this blog reminds me a lot of this blog about Switchel you wrote. They are thematically similar. They are both good.

It’s like they’re designing them to look as annoying and as distracting as possible when they inevitably tailgate smaller cars on the road.

This is just like that scene in Cool Hand Luke except as far as I know Cool Hand Luke didn’t have already-apparent CTE symptoms.

Fox News? Twitter? Facebook? RT?

Well of course the situation seems urgent to you. You’re on Venus!

It’s—and I’m not being at all hyperbolic here—completely insane that people are even entertaining this idea in the first place.

I agree! ! Its being a sentient creature is irrelevant. It’s bred for food and therefore it’s not fucked up if we think about ending its existence in our universe. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to return some videotapes.

Big up to Chad for (1) filming that in landscape, and (2) saying oh my gawd really well.

Mandatory for all Khalil Mack posts:

🤔🤔🤔 You sure that’s the headline you want?

I read recently that after the 1906 earthquake in SF, no fewer than 50 separate fires started at once in the city. And also the city fire chief hit his head and died during the quake itself. 80% of the city was ultimately destroyed. Eighty percent!

No.

Based on the video clip I thought her opening salvo was Havarti and I was like WOW, this lady is a sociopath. But then I realized that Havarti was cheese number 4. And you know what? I think sending Havarti out when you’re only 3 cheeses deep in the “name the cheeses” game is actually like a pretty impressive…

Wait is his hair real? Wow. WOW.

Grandpa: Make me some cookies!

What is basketball?

... You’re joking, right? If you’re not actually joking, please read some of the studies and news stories out there and see if you can’t better align your worldview with objective reality.