Yeah, well, I got my flu shot on Saturday, and then immediately after my appointment I backed into someone else’s car. EXPLAIN THAT, SCIENCE SORCERER!

+2

I, for one, am very excited for when Sea of Thieves becomes an actual video game. Whenever that is.

RIP GRITTY 2018-2018

This post makes me just like really really sad about the current state of humanity.

jesus that should come with a warning

Using Twitter doesn’t pass the “Is it a better use of my time than sitting and staring at a blank wall?” test. I really don’t understand why anybody is on there.

The Narcissist’s Prayer is always—always—in full effect with this man.

This was great. The last two paragraphs reminded me of Baudrillard and Eco’s writings about Hyperreality—their fascination and concern with the ubiquity of signification but the absence of the original thing being signified.

Meta: I expected this thread to quickly descend into chaos and it did not! So that is something, I guess.

Road Rash was a great game, but c’mon man. This is real life.

Honestly the only issue I have with this is that surely the grease from the chicken finger just like ruins the entire cola, right? Like it has to flatten it, no? What she needs is like a little separate cup she can occasionally pour the cola into for dipping purposes.

Spoken like a true Bills fan. Thank you, sir. Thank you. +1

What’s really crazy is that that’s at least the third or fourth home run to reach (vaguely) that part of the park this year. I don’t remember seeing players do that so regularly in the past.

Shout out to the background Ditka impersonator at 3:31.

He legit sounds like sounds like Hank Azaria’s Jim Brockmire saying “You can stick me in some kind of italian boat, because that one is gone-dola.”

Do you think he just listens to this speech over and over again to get himself amped up?

You win this round, Godshamwow!

I’ll take “insane hyperbolic false analogies” for $1000, Alex.