Early Charlemagne vs. Miracle Crimes is definitely the Round 1 Matchup

I remember when ol’ Geovany Soto showed up at camp 30 pounds lighter, and he had a terrible year. That was maybe 2009 or so? In 2008 he was worth 3.5 WAR and in 2009, 0.3. That’s like -0.1 WAR per pound lost.

I grew up there and yes, yes, yes x1000000. I didn’t realize how insane things were until I turned 19 and I finally went and lived somewhere else.

I mean, it’s not that secret, is it? Have you been south of 18th but north of 87th at any point in the past.... 40 years or so?

You’re out of your mind. Get political or sit down and shut up? He’s a baseball player talking to a bunch of traumatized families. What expertise does he have on the subject of guns in America? He has none. His arguments would be absolute fodder for the right wing and the NRA.

This entire comments section:

Woosh.

I never thought I’d say this but...

+1

If they pull back for four half-second shots of a completed building, that doesn’t magically undo the 47 tight shots that are framed to make it specifically look like they’re building a wall. Further, even if that somehow wasn’t intended, do you think that ad really went through 800 rounds of corporate review, and…

+1

Yeah he also gave us the shitty ending of Lost, if I recall correctly.

The best part about this comment is that it starts with like... a few actually totally valid arguments. And then it abruptly ends with you just saying fuck you.

The real story here is that Trevor Hoffman’s ringtone sucks.

If you think “staring out the window, hanging out, or listening to music” is equivalent to “doing nothing,” maybe you should also take some time to reflect on what might’ve gone wrong at some point for you.

“Hawaiian” could be modifying “emergency,” “alert,” or “operator” here. The reading you find offensive, “Hawaiian ... operator” is not what they mean. They’re almost certainly referring to the “Hawaiian ... alert,” which as a whole modifies “operator.”

Here’s a good 10,000 words or so in support of the point you’re making.

Honestly, I don’t really find regular-season games slow at all, but I do find playoff games way too egregiously slow. Seems like they’re using a hatchet when a scalpel is needed here.

I don’t think it was warranted, tbh, but Harrison lost. :\