Del Rey’s song starts on a B flat major. Radiohead’s song starts in G. What I’ve written before is correct. Three half steps and “a step and a half” are equivalent.

Um, you understand that if you modulate Del Rey’s chords down three half steps, they’ll be identical to Radiohead’s right?

You know, Fermi it was just a real Bohr. If I can be Franck, I just give zero Fuchs.

The last time I watched a string of this many unexpected Bulls victories, I was at Cannes attending a screening of Gored!

Um, maybe???? Were you there? Do you have any idea what events actually took place?

This is very.... the past 20 years or so of me... but it’d be cool if Fox News would go away somehow in 2018 too! That’d be swell. I’m sure something would replace it, but even so... it’s hard to conceive of a future timeline in which Sean Hannity goes away from the public consciousness and it isn’t an amazing…

Well, you sure write with a lot of certitude, so that’s something.

Some backstories are better left untouched. The questions we have about Han Solo are almost certainly not going to be surpassed by the answers Disney feeds us. Why demystify something that’s really really great already?

It’s amazing how much people will overlook insane volatility if they think they can get rich quick, isn’t it? Never ceases to amaze me.

I hope he learns what a human being is someday.

“I mean, if this porn thing was that big of a deal, you wouldn’t have plopped around whimpering ‘please don’t’ for two years while it happened.”

That movie sucked, actually! This one’s pretty clear-cut. There were like 3 good minutes in that movie and the other 745 were useless.

If this video indicates one thing to me, it’s that the corporate class in America has so wealth and entrenchment at this point that they know they can get away with just pissing on everybody in the lower class. So they’re doing it because it’s funny apparently.

Well, that or she’s gaslighting me. I suppose that’s more probable.

Can you do me a favor and explain how toilet paper rolls work to my wife? She WITHOUT FAIL loads it up underhand every time. Like, even if she is actively trying to load it overhand, she still fails. I am starting to wonder if she, by virtue of touching a roll of toilet paper, causes it to enter an ambiguous quantum…

Good to see Jeter looking after his (actual) team.

Not to mention that the NFL actively suppressed CTE research for years. I won’t be sad on the day when the NFL finally crumbles. I really just won’t.

No it was, like, definitely better. Bowtie? The Way You Move? CHURCH?!

My entire life has basically been me thinking “Welp, that person’s way cooler than me.” over and over and over again. No exception here. She is way cooler than me.

“It’s a known issue.”