zarloscambrano
Zarlos Cambrano
zarloscambrano

It’s IKEA. Next question.

You’d think a guy named Mora would have done a better job managing stress and timing.

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Shocked that the most obvious choice wasn’t listed:

Hey! Hey! Leave the Mormons out of this!

Ah, I see we have someone here who doesn’t know how speech recognition and passive listening can work together.

As a guy who’s been to both places many times.... this one’s not even close. It’s the above view vs. a giant jumbotron with “KING SOOPERS” on it.

Fuck the bottom line. The profit motive has been responsible for some absolute horrors and you’re essentially arguing here that it should supersede people’s basic rights.

Don’t think I don’t see your Lebowski reference. Don’t think I don’t see it.

Thank you for this.

Mmmm I would really love to see the Cowboys players call his bluff. This might even get me to actually watch football again next time they play.

This is all just so mind-numbingly stupid.

<in Ken Burns baseball voiceover with pensive piano version of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" playing softly in background>

Man, if you think this is disrespectful, you need to open your eyes.

Fuck free speech, am I right?

The cognitive dissonance on the American right is breathtaking right now. It really is.

That uniform is really just an amazing middle finger to those with red-green colorblindness, isn’t it?

lol

If I went and stared at a blank wall, it would literally be a better use of my time than whatever it is that I’m participating in right now by making this comment.