Idea: Rename the team “The Cleveland Cheap Wire Shelving Units for your Closet” and then have the stadium be the mascot!

It is the only gif that matters.

I hear that in the sequel Devin Wade slowly becomes debilitated from CTE, experiencing violent personality changes that shatter his home life and close personal relationships. Then, out of insane desperation, one day he shoots himself in the chest to end his suffering but keep his brain intact so that doctors can…

You can tell these dogs are all Rockies fans because they’re all facing the giant video board in left field instead of watching the game.

This doesn’t have nearly enough upvotes.

This is an extremely reasonable position that you outline here.

Hey! A reasonable comment! It only took fifteen minutes of scrolling for me to get here...

You’re conflating social darwinism with modern evolutionary psych here, btw, which is insane.

The amount of stupid in this post is just... off the charts. Bravo.

I love John Daly, but I do wish we hadn’t elected him president.

Call me pedantic, but I don’t see a single selfie in this post!

Go ahead and file this one under “Headlines that can only have been written by white people.”

Cocaine’s a helluva drug

<Reads above tweet by Oliver Willis.>

Yep. Federal jail is a great place to put insane people. Not mental health facilities. Jail em’ up, I say!

The solo paper cup pattern of uniforms, for sure.

The ocean is completely fucked.

Batting a cool .172 on the year.

Everybody knows the best flavor of Neapolitan ice cream is Spumoni ice cream.

That “apology” that he issued is completely insane, btw. Here are a few choice snippets: