Everything in this post is so dead on. More generally, moving is just... kind of an important thing to do for personal growth. You learn a lot doing it—you grow tremendously as a person (even though it can be pretty painful sometimes), and this wonderful thing happens where you get to see the place you used to call…

Yeah, Jeets!

Roger ailed.

“grade A full retard beef”

Amen

Always a great plan to leave Messi open inside the box during stoppage time.

Because life is a competitive contest to see who can have the most fun watching baseball. Makes total sense!

I agree. I definitely think the deadspin staff should listen to a fellow who, when it came time for him to input a username while registering for the site, decided on “YoureAUserName”.

Why are you offering wealth and fame as proof that society didn’t fail a particular individual? That’s a really obtuse way of gauging society’s impact on a person’s life, actually.

This was a thoughtful comment that is unfortunately going to get drowned out by the mouth breathers and cynics out there who don’t seem to understand that in this case both Hernandez and society can be assigned blame. “Why not both?” as they say.

There was no father. Pulisic’s midichlorian count is off the charts.

This retort is so spicy that it doesn’t even fit on the Scoville scale. :D

The single greatest play in baseball history

Fellow Cubs fan here. Ya’ll need to chill out on these Schwarber–Ruth Schwarber–Ortiz comparisons. Ruth averaged 7.5 WAR a season for twenty-two years. Schwarber’s total WAR in all of his big-league playing time is 1.3. That’s it.

Agree with nearly everything you said, but I still wouldn’t bank on the left being able to take back the house during midterms. House districts are gerrymandered AF, the democratic base votes less in midterm elections, and (at least) half of the voting public is stupid as hell anyway.

Is that Yoda fighting Darth Maul? What da fuq???

Get a load of my majestic sleepy sky woofer, Albert. Get a load of him.

This is vintage HamNo. Well played.

More like a Bear trying to fold a bear trying to draw a bear trying to fold a map, am I right?