Also, fun fact: I am old.

This is not quite Michael-Dukakis-in-a-tank-in-a-dress-shirt-and-tie bad, but it’s still pretty bad.

You got me with the pizza line though. You did.

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Well, this was certainly a collection of words on a page. I’ll give you that.

Last time I saw that much clock burn, it was the final scene of V for Vendetta in which (spoilers!) Hugo Weaving also embarrasses the Denver Nuggets by letting a pass bounce and then roll for approximately 23 seconds. Superb!

I am jealous of your not having to deal (as directly as we do, at least) with this fucking circus.

You’d be mad at Plan B, too, if you were always Plan C in a pitching rotation.

Twitter needs to die.

Could you imagine if all this Russia shit came out about Obama? Could you imagine how the political right would be reacting? It would be insane.

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I, for one, am excited for him to coach the Bears next season.

Wait, are you telling me that this dude isn’t safe with food? What?!

Lol what are you even doing here dude

I thought it was ruined by how gimmicky and oversimplifying it was.

I mean, how good can he really be?

Do you see what happens when one camp of people uses the serial comma and one camp of people doesn’t?! Do you see what happens?!? :D

I see that the NFL is still really stupid.