Is.... is this real???

I was just thinking about how not excited I am to see them play the Bartman thing over and over and over again. And fucking Joe Buck will probably be narrating it.

Something about a Raging Ereck-tion mayyybe????

Counterpoint:

I will only see this if Universal Pictures promises me that Matt Damon’s character dies a horrible, violent death in the first eight minutes of the movie à la (SPOILER ALERT) Steven Segal’s character in Executive Decision.

If that’s not failure to take advantage of a situation, I don’t know what is.

That’s cool! I agree we shouldn’t have one of those. But cities change and economies change and times change. Complaining about that is facile. Everybody does it everywhere. Stop pretending Portland sucks. It’s great. It was great 20 years ago, and it’ll be great 20 years from now. :D

It must be nice to have these be the issues that upset you. It really must. Ugly houses, tourists, and not being able to eat out. Jesus christ. What planet do you live on?

Great to see the bright young minds of the world dedicating their time and energy to solving such important problems. Bravo, guys!

Portland is still fine, and if you don’t think it is, you’re completely out of touch with how things are in the rest of the country.

Counterpoint: This is dumb.

Something something headline something something Marlins starting pitchers.

https://medium.com/@thehipp/fuck-…

Hey, look everybody! Someone who’s clearly never been sexually assaulted claiming to understand the experiences of sexual assault victims! Seems like a really valuable contribution to this discourse. Thanks for sharing.

It’s called “Saga” and it’s published by Image Comics. :)

This is really a blessing for Cubs fans. White Sox fans can call it whatever they want, but Cubs fans? Oh hell yeah we’re gonna call it that. It’ll catch on. You can be sure of it.

That is called “the Adventures in Babysitting Building,” my friend.

A Marvel movie with a stilted tie-in with another Marvel movie!? I am shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

Cool hot take, bro. How’s arguing on the internet working out for you? Good? Changing a lot of hearts and minds?