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Apparently ol’ J-Hey didn’t get the memo that he could shut up about “playing the game the right way” now that he’s not on the Cardinals anymore.

Tha hottes.

As an alternative to what you’ve proposed above, you could stop crusading against people not knowing arbitrary, pedantic spelling quirks, and instead start crusading against our objectively completely broken orthographic system! The two words are phonemically equivalent on the allophonic level, for Christ’s sake (at

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I love running. I run three days a week, every week. But we need to stop with this “anybody can be a runner” nonsense. People who are “runners” (and who self-identify as such) tend to be built for it from the beginning of their forays into the activity/sport/whatever. Their hearts pump more blood, their muscle

I’m watching these videos on mute and they’re still somehow making my ears hurt.

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I always LOL when I see a person say “I’m praying for you” like Pacquiao did in that last post, because it somehow manages to take the beautiful, serene, sacred, ancient tradition of prayer and turn it into a passive-aggressive, middle-school-level petty insult. It’s really quite amazing to think about.

There goes that dick, Grayson, robbin’ a man of his footing.

Fox News gonna Fox News. But I also wonder if this performance might also draw some criticism from, say, current or former members of the Black Panther Party or maybe Black Lives Matter.

(FTFY)

“Last time I heard someone scream that loudly in German, it was Klaus Kinski trying to kill me.” –Werner Herzog

How someone could see that man, irrespective of their political leanings, and say “yeah, he looks good, I’ll vote for him!” is completely beyond me. The eye test, people. The eye test. FFS.

“Bowie was cremated in New Jersey earlier this month.” may be the single most depressing sentence ever written, so congratulations on that.

Your number one is supposed to be DAD’S, you nit. DAD’S. Have some goddamned filial piety.

Yeah, so, where is Tim Roth? Because this is a picture of two assholes who are not Tim Roth.

I assume Sorkin only greenlighted this inverview once THR accepted his terms of having it be while he was quickly walking down a hallway.