Your number one is supposed to be DAD’S, you nit. DAD’S. Have some goddamned filial piety.

Tight edits in that video.

Literally cool, man! :)

Gotta get those clicks. No time for context. Sorry, this is Gawker media!

The whole capitalist goal of maximizing profits countervails your statement. And, before you go and invoke the invisible hand (if you’re into making that sort of argument), remember that’s theory, not practice.

Yeah, so, where is Tim Roth? Because this is a picture of two assholes who are not Tim Roth.

I assume Sorkin only greenlighted this inverview once THR accepted his terms of having it be while he was quickly walking down a hallway.

This rules.

In fairness, I think would let Beyonce nurse me back to health, too.

Honestly, this looks like a Michael Bay movie that basically just happens to have characters that are loosely based off of characters from the original series in it.

I just feel like someone somewhere is telling Miley to do all this stupid shit and she just does it like Derek Zoolander in a dancing monkey costume.

Every time someone uses the word “stunning” to describe a picture featured in an internet article, a baby seal dies somewhere from cliche poisoning. Just FYI.

So dumb. +1

Well, I hope your penis falls off and then is carried away by one of those giant eagles from Lord of the Rings, never to be seen again.

Wow, so that’s it, eh? The greatest moment of the NFL season? Hyperbole much?

Tame Impala.

You know we’ve got some restrictions on other rights, as well, like freedom of speech, right? Also, Obama is calling on congress to make these changes (he’s not, for instance, enacting these changes with an executive order), so I’m not sure how that constitutes a lack of due process.

Fair point!

Well since you’ve included ISIL and and Lone Wolf Terrorism in your list, why not add shark attacks and lightning strikes, too?

I love Love LOVE when actual honesty collides with mass media. It’s just so consistently riveting.