Well, in the immortal words of Harvey Dent, you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. I’d say this stupid campaign fits Kobe pretty well, to be honest.

This will never, ever get old. Thank you.

If the best cheer your school (and my alma mater) can come up with starts with a crowd literally spelling out the word ill, your athletics program has more issues than one single coach or AD.

As a general rule, whenever Rob Liefeld could do a better job, then you’re not doing a very good job at comic book art.

Wonderful! Disgusting, but wonderful.

Man, Lionel Richie has really aged incredibly well!

Really truly completely shocking that this happened. Never would’ve expected it.

To be fair, you’re a Gawker media site. To characterize yourself as a simple, innocent journalist just trying to get facts is really oversimplifying the issue.

You mean the dream sequence that was just basically a complete ripoff of Twin Peaks? That dream sequence?

Everybody knows the proper singular form is Emojus. Get your shit together, Oxford English Dictionary!!!

I’ll bet she told him to get back back back back back back back back back back back back

Leave Tsuyoshi Wada out of this, you guys!

You have chosen ...wisely.

This was great :)

I was at a Bears-Bucs game last year (I am an idiot for even attending that game, I know), and they honored a war vet at halftime by announcing that he was preapproved for a home mortgage. And everybody in the crowd clapped and cheered wildly.

Leave Edible Crotchless Gummy Panties out of this, you monsters.

Where the fuck are the raisins, pennies, and toothbrushes on this list? My grandma wants to know, may she rest in peace.