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Who the hell listens to a TV show over VOIP?

For as subtle and quiet as these first two episodes have been, a big fan service moment like that was well-earned. LPH is the centerpiece of this universe.

I agree. Telling that we saw Saul's LAWYRUP Cadillac in the opening credits. Usually it's just some random close-up shots of something.

Best part was just watching him walking around sweeping and cleaning without ever showing his face. They didn't even need to. That yellow shirt is iconic.

Behind Gold's, Bilbro Baggins.

Totes, bro. Wanna make out, bro?

Sit down and stop crying, bro.

This was two years ago, brochacho. I'm sure those meatheads are still jerking off to Vin Diesel's pecs in the back seat of their tough guy cars.

These movies are for assholes. I was stuck in physical therapy a few years ago with a roomful of meatheads who couldn't stop pissing their panties over Paul Walker when the last piece of shit came out. They kept watching clips of it on their phone and saying 'You'll cry, bro, you'll cry!'

I could watch Dr. Jonathan Banks do just about anything and have him speak no more than ten words while he did it for any amount of time.

Werner Herzog

Remember when she played the icy bitch queen role on The Apprentice? She should've taken some acting lessons instead of business school.

I think 90% of what my fellow straight white guys do and enjoy is corny as fuck. Sports, craft beer, procreating, all that shit. But that doesn't mean that all of a sudden I'm gay and black.

Because he, too, hates darkies.

FAKE MEWS

I was too focused on that dying old woman's fantastic rack to notice much of her face.

Actually, I think that was some original unused footage from A New Hope. I don't have a source on that, but that's what I heard.

There are so many full-on animated characters in this film that they just kinda fit right in for me. I wonder what they'll say when they realize that entire Vader lightsaber fight at the end was most likely all CGI.

I have to believe that this kind of tech is easier to do with someone that's still alive.