I will disagree.

I don't see how that's particularly outlandish. If I'd said 'Ford is a summer squash', that would be outlandish.

Says something like what? Speculating about something?

You may be right, but not necessarily. I took it to mean that Teddy is 'programmed' to protect Dr. Ford no matter what. Could go either way, I guess.

Ah! My bad. I knew that, so I'm not sure why I typed Taylor. Thank you.

That conversation leads me to believe that Ford is an android. A highly developed and advanced robot, perhaps of the real Dr. Ford's own design. It would explain all of Ford's seemingly supernatural powers when it comes to controlling other mechanical lifeforms in the park, i.e. the snake out in the desert a few…

Man, Khary Taylor is great. His 'let's cut the shit' talk with Carol brought tears to my eyes. 'Why do you care?' 'Because it makes me happy.'

Not anymore.

Too young. Sam's gotta be old and grizzled like Sideshow Luke Perry.

I want a bombed-out version of the Peach Pit to be a thing in this movie.

OMG, like, thank you for your validation. I think I just found a new thing I couldn't give less of a fuck about more than all of the other things I couldn't give less of a fuck about.

Sideshow Luke Perry needs to play Sam Drake. Dead fucking ringer.

I finally found it. This. This is the thing I couldn't give less of a fuck about more than all the other things I couldn't give less of a fuck about.

#leiasboobs

The White House has a pool and a pond. Pond would be good for you.

Alison Brie as a young Leia.

Hate this hacker crap!

It doesn't, tough guy. This is what people call conversing.

The video version of Even Flow is hands down the best version. Why it didn't make the album is beyond me.

I read some story a very long time ago about the band turning on him because he once asked what the next single was going to be. Doesn't sound very debaucherous to me.