Now show me 'sand the floor'.

Pretty much. It's that theorizing is always so much damn fun.

Not sure about the maze yet. Interesting, though. I think it was created after he left or was ousted from Deleos, and now he's curious about it.

I watched and theorized my way through six seasons of Lost with the best of them. The simplest answer is always the correct one.

I think MIB is the money man behind the park's origins.

I'm going to the show at the Ace Hotel tonight! If you see me, don't say hi. I don't like you. But yes, I'm very excited. :)

I was gonna say. Tarantino writes fantastic profanity, but Sam wields that shit like a goddamn sword and slays dragons with it. A master.

I heard your mom worked for Star Wars last night.

I love Hayley Atwell like a fat kid loves cake, but the only way I'm watching this is if there's a season-ending fight scene between Peggy Carter and Merrin Dungey, the woman who played Francie on 'Alias'.

Of LOST? You watching it for the first time?

This show looks great. I, too, would like to fuck Evan Rachel Wood.

I bet you wish you had one of those while you laid around playing video games and jerking off this weekend.

I had a good time with Magnificent Seven. It's not the original or Seven Samurai, but still a good action movie with a cool Western painted over the top of it. I loved Vincent Donofrio's weird-ass badger man character. He even liked my tweet about it yesterday, so there.

On Friday, I went to the John Anson Ford Amphitheater in LA to watch Michael Giacchino conduct the music of 'LOST'. It was fucking amazing. 20-piece orchestra, four percussionists, four trombonists, the whole schmear. All the musicians who played the score for the show were there performing. They played a shit-ton of…

I dressed as George W. Bush for Halloween one year in San Francisco, and I was hanging out at a gay bar with my wife and some friends. I had no idea how many tiny little muscular Latin men in less than underwear would want their pictures taken with George W. Bush.

Oh, you 'dropped off a friend' at a gay bar. Uh-huh. I see.

I wonder if he has any idea that Dr. Oz is a Muslim.

It's just borderline-racist, flag-waving garbage. The action stuff in between all the ham-handed personal scenes with Bradley Cooper is fine, but it's all just so damn corny. It's seriously no better than any TBS original movie. And that fake baby. Holy shit. You can't take your eyes off it once you see it.

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American Sniper is terrible not because of any political statement it does or doesn't make. It's just not a good movie over and above any ham-handed political statements it does or doesn't make.