"I terrify you. As I should."
Zarles
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Welcome to the left-hand path, Spidey.
Was it the weird Mexican pronunciations of 'Embarcadero' and 'Than Franthithco'? I about wet my pants. FUCK, TJ was on fire this episode. Goddamn freight train in every scene.
Video chatting with Milana Vayntraub while she's playing with a snake is now my Everest.
1) "Catch ya later, friend. That was my friend, Kevin."
I'm not even the biggest sports fan, but game recognizes game. Ali was so much more than just an athlete.
I just watched the video and it was Evans, but yeah, I wonder if she knew. It was a HUGE secret that year.
This needs to happen at every American baseball game. I've had enough of this goody-good America's pastime crap.
I remember watching Janet Evans run up the steps because I thought she was hot (she was and probably still is), but then she handed off to freaking Ali. Unreal. BOOM.
I remember watching him light the Olympic torch in Atlanta '96 like it was yesterday. That whole stadium went absolutely apeshit. RIP to a real-life superhero, the greatest of all time.
Liston barely gets near him for the whole fight.
"Wordplay!" - Tracy Jordan, Jewish werewolf
The United States Navy has met your mom. She wasn't funny either.
Your mom is a completely self-evident metawhore.
No. Why did you think making some shitty Rocky Horror reference here would be funny?
Jesus, that ruined me. What the fuck does that even mean?
Routine schmoutine. This is one of the most entertaining and consistently hilarious shows on television.
That's why all true nerds fuck. It's clearly why Gilfoyle fucks, and fucks Milana Vayntrub, no less. I'm the weirdest motherfucker I know, and sometimes even I get to fuck. We might be weirdos, but we're not assholes. That's why we fuck.
"I'm Gilfoyle. Are you a bartender?"