Everything is the most unexpensive unpasteurized brand of anything in the Bay Area.

I've never wanted to be friends with two people the way I do them.

I don't think the bike is the problem.

Oh, you crazy kids thinking Sam Raimi is the only person to have ever directed in a suit.

"In his spare time, he collects race horses and wineries."

Despite the fact that it started off auto-playing Kid Rock, I appreciate that very much. Thank you!

That's been apparent since 'Office Space'. The soundtrack is full of great hip-hop.

Ned Ryerson on 'Silicon Valley' might be the greatest thing that ever happened to me.

You got a problem with Loretta Lynn?

I bet your mom listened to a whole lotta Prince in the back seat of a car though, which is pretty much the reason you even exist.

I completely disagree. This is Favreau's finest film to date, and visually it makes Avatar look like a game of Frogger.

So did Steely Dan, which is the reason why every one of their songs sound so airless and hollow.

Cinderella story…

Save me, Barry!

He was on the Nerdist podcast a while ago, and all the two of them could do was jerk each other off for an hour. Figuratively, that is. Not literally, like they probably used to do WHEN THEY WERE ROOMMATES IN CASE YOU HADN'T HEARD THEY WERE ROOMMATES ALREADY OH YOU HADN'T HEARD THAT WELL LET ME REGALE YOU WITH EVERY…

At least Dawn of Justice had decent effects.

I have no interest in what you call your jerk-off sessions.

And that's why Zack Snyder shouldn't be associated with this franchise anymore. He has absolutely no idea what to do with it. If WB/DC had a single idea for their films division other than just trying to be different than Marvel at every turn… I don't even know how to finish that sentence because clearly they don't.

Winter Soldier was rather dark, as well. Robert Redford shot his maid dead, ffs.

I hate starting sentences like this, but am I the only person who finds Wil Wheaton to be fucking intolerable?