I cannot wait for Captain America: Civil War to wipe its ass with this movie.

Ha! I love how that one woman answered with 'Reince Preibus'. I lol'ed.

This is terrible, but not worse than the random 20-something hipster shithead on here who had never seen 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' because, and I quote, 'it sounded too much like one of those terrible Alan Quartermain movies'.

Get 'em from your mom!

No one agrees with you.

Unless it has a talking pie, fuck you.

Wouldn't it just be Batman VI Superman?

#TrueDetectiveSeason3

Well, he certainly went out with a CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG BANG CLANG CLANG BWAAAAAAAAAAAM BWAAAAAAAAAAAAM CLANG CLANG BANG

It's my favorite movie of all time. The theater I saw it in was packed to the gills, with many people my age bringing their kids and parents along with them. It is an undisputed classic.

I haven't read this yet, but I just wanted to welcome the great Noel Bitchass Murphy back to the AVC fold. He's probably written a bunch of stuff for the site before this, but I'm lazy and probably didn't read it. Anyway, hurray!

I went to a showing of Raiders of the Lost Ark at a local multiplex on Sunday. Or, as no one likes to call it, 'Indy v Belloq'. It was, as always, utter perfection.

You're probably right about the Cheney line, but the difference here is that Snyder probably jerks off on the regular to whatever Cheney says. 20 bucks says Snyder votes Republican across the board.

"Good thing all those Jews called in sick today!"

Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.

That sounds good. I remember walking out of 'The Dark Knight' in 2008 and saying I wanted Michael Emerson to play the Riddler in the next one. Never happened, but it would work with that story. I'd swap out Penguin for Clock King, but that's just me. Riddles and time seem right up Nolan's alley to me.

Oh yeah!? Well I AGREE!

That's milk and eggs, bitch.

Looking forward to the Child Trafficker flavor of Mountain Dew inspired by this movie.

ANGRY WHITE DUDES BRO