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I'm thinking maybe Gus is the guy Nacho wants Mike to kill. Infringing on territory or whatnot.

He can be both, I think. He's still the basically moral character on a Vince Gilligan show that everyone hates. Not saying he also isn't a jealous douchebag at the same time, though. Not mutually exclusive.

But the thing about Chuck is this - he's right. The opposing attorneys would be all OVER that shit. Chuck is basically this show's Skyler to Saul's Walter White. Everyone loves Saul because he does shady shit and gets away with it and makes it look cool, and everyone hates Chuck because he keeps calling Saul out on

Sweet dancing Jesus, this show is so great. If you're not watching it, you're wrong. I love how Chuck is the reason Jimmy becomes Saul and Mike is his enabler. Kim's his lone angel on the other shoulder, so I'm dying to see how she inevitably gets flicked off.

Arby's?

I kept waiting for a clue towards that. Never happened.

I SUPPOSE MARILU HENNER! IS THE FIRST LADY! GOODNIGHT LIVERY COMMISSION BOY!

Andy Kaufman?! The actor?

Me too. I'd watch it right now if I could. Even as an animated short, it would still be pretty cool.

This reminds me of that time on 'The Simpsons' when FOX television turned into a hardcore porn channel. It happened so gradually that no one really noticed it.

Life must be good in canc.

Holy shit, that's amazing. Good for Cinnabon. They sell warm sugary cum-splattered death, but good on them anyway.

It won't be. This is a Vince Gilligan show, meaning everything is potentially the on switch to a doomsday device. We'll most likely see it again.

What are you, a WIZARD?!

It's Whole Foods. Every tattoo will read 'UNIONIZE AND YOU'RE FIRED'. Probably misspelled for irony, but nonetheless.

Hot tea! Soup! Plenty of rest!

Hardwick is becoming the Ryan Seacrest for a generation of people that I am quickly growing to hate. They never ACTUALLY discuss anything on these shows. They talk for ten minutes, and then stuff 30 minutes of shitty Twitter quizzes and trivia questions into it to round out the hour. They're about as nerd-thentic as

Dammit, that's the song I meant!

Frank Stallone, on the other hand, would love to go to the Oscars.

Yeah, I heard Kenny Loggins wanted too much for 'Danger Zone'.