Oh, that's right! Another Hantz that CBS couldn't say no to. I hope they're all in prison.

Remember when they went on that cruise on the private yacht with some hoity-toity fashion industry people, and one of the contestants found it necessary to get the everyone's attention and start saying free-association poetry about her vagina to the entire crowd? She actually used the words 'my c-word' in it. It's…

Ha! Just remembered that. Weren't they the first ones kicked off, too?

I'm not sure I ever saw that one. Was it any different?

TH was hilarious and full of the dumbest people alive. One of the members of the team that won had the same name that I do, and he was a lunatic. His team members were always running around yelling at him, so I got some hilarious soundbites from it that I still use to this day as ringtones and clips on music…

I mentioned it in a separate post, but 'The Cut' was unbelievable. Remember when they went on that cruise on the private yacht with some hoity-toity fashion industry people, and one of the contestants found it necessary to get the everyone's attention and start saying free-association poetry about her pussy to the…

Russell's first season was a near-masterpiece (c'mon, he pulled off shit that should've been next to impossible), but bringing him back like three times in a row on almost-consecutive seasons was intolerable. Even worse was his sociopath nephew who was on a season a few years after Russell was finally retired from the…

Was that the Bret Michaels show? Whenever someone brings that up, I always think of Fred Armisen playing one of Bret's lackeys on the SNL skit about it. 'You said it, Bret Michaels.'

Stan Lee should be very happy he came up with such rad shit so early in his career, because if he hadn't, he'd be the biggest D-list celebrity ever right now.

'Kid Nation' should be classified as a war crime. It's precocious kid purgatory.

The Tommy Hilfiger-branded 'Project Runway' knockoff called 'The Cut' was hilarious in a million ways, but one of the best was the tagline said by Tommy once a contestant was eliminated. You'd think it would be 'You haven't made the cut', but instead it was 'Please take the runway'. Why, I have no idea, but it stuck…

Yes, because the recent Fantastic Four movie was the first film ever to send astronauts to a mysterious planet. Tell me you don't really think that.

Ankle had a nice rack.

Ha, 'gutted'. Nice one.

I saw The Hateful Eight two weeks ago at a preview screening, and it was a WHOLE lot better than this movie seems to be. And hey, this one doesn't sound too bad.

Why are you here?

Don't judge until they start in with the Tarantino jokes, okay?

I thought it was because they're cannibals. Aren't most of them from Terminus?

First off, read this article - http://www.ew.com/article/2… If that doesn't prove people haven't devolved into the the biggest bunch of spoiled little candy-ass marshmallow fluff figurines, I don't know what does. A few quotes -

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