Oh please. 90% of their audience is white.

This is the funniest comment ever.

I'm going to start keeping a composition book full of my favorite music writer hyperbole and babble that makes it into some of these articles. Ooh, look at the Duplass brother laying down the rhythm! He laid it down hot on the track! I must know - was he in the cut? Were there tasty licks? Was something angular?…

You call this pastrami lean?

Fair enough. Goes to show how long I've been away from that shithole.

Fuck Hulu. Not only is their movie section the online equivalent of the dollar bin at Wal-Mart, but I got my account hacked a while ago, and the only support they had for me was to delete it and then start a new one. I took their first piece of advice, but that's it. Funny how there are plenty of articles on the net…

Those are the dumbest fucking band names I've ever seen in my life.

Get a sense of humor.

I love lamp.

That is the worst opinion anyone has ever had about anything ever, but you are still quite to free to express it.

I would've liked a payoff on it, but I agree. Either seeing Scott having to confront a giant version of it or having it be grown to immense size with the grow-shurikens would've been fun. But I'm okay with it. I was a weird kid who liked weird shit too.

The only things about IHOP in Man of Steel that bugged me were as follows - 1) IHOP fucking sucks and seeing it again reminded me as much, and 2) so the redhead guy from Clark's past is not only a manager of the place, but he's also the ONLY person who can tell Lois where Cavillman is because apparently neither the…

Clearly I'm not the only person on earth who doesn't like Christmas Vacation, but sometimes it sure seems that way. Vegas is clearly the worst, but CV irritates the living shit out of me. The first one is the only real good one for me too.

"Promised" is a pretty bold statement. I didn't see 'All the guests get eaten!" on any of the posters. If I'm a guest at a dinosaur park and the emergency sirens come on and several large boats pull up to get me off the damn thing ASAFP, having several hundred 'bird things' fly out of nowhere to start pecking at me…

Jeff and Sam were the original leads, therefore they could never be considered 'new leads'. I like William H. Macy, too, but come the fuck on.

But those new leads and casts were fucking horrible.

Did you miss the entire strike team sent to kill the I-Rex that got killed by said I-Rex? Also, I-Rex.

Once you hit the water, keep going.

I AM THE FUSSINESS

The beach nerds panel this year in Dungeon H was incredible.