He's great in Cloverfield. 'Guys, I can't stop thinking about how creepy it would be if a flaming homeless guy came walking out at us from the darkness.'

They should've been the cast of the new 'Odd Couple' show, not Chandler and what's his name. They are so damn great together.

Is he? Fantastic. He's fucking great. I haven't thought about him much since that '80s sitcom 'We Got It Made' with hot-ass Teri Copley.

Clearly you've never lived in or anywhere near the actual Silicon Valley. That place is an absolute vacuum of hope.

Yeah, I'd disagree. A creation as photorealistic as Davy Jones from POTC could not have existed in '93. It's improved by leaps and bounds.

Let's ban shitty has-been actors to stop shitty movies from being made. That statement makes about as much sense as this drivel which, since we're hypothesizing, is more or less the living embodiment of Vince Vaughn realizing that Jon Favreau has taken him off his speed dial.

"Fuck." - Eyes Wide Shut. I've only seen that piece of shit once, and it's still stuck with me. You know what, Stanley? I should've stayed home fucking instead of coming out to see this dumb-ass movie. Another person, the couch, a donut, whatever.

The only interesting part is the last ten minutes or so, which Damon Lindelof and Drew Goddard allegedly completely rewrote. (Suck it, haters.) The rest is just running from place to place while zombies attack or whatever. More like World War Zzzzz, amirite? Yes, iamrite.

Jesus, man, did you watch this episode with a gun in your mouth? Because it sounds like you did.

HI RACHEL

I was honestly waiting for him to walk out onstage. That would've been the greatest long con ever.

Um… she's always going down?

Who cares? If the actor is good in the role, it doesn't make a lick of difference where they're from.

This makes me feel all the feels, especially the one telling me that Christian Bale would've been perfect.

Alright, but it still bothered me. All the more reason that these characters don't always need to follow their origins quite as closely as people seem to think they do.

No wonder it's so fucking stupid.

I assume I'm alone in being glad that Kyle MacLachlan's arc is done. I loved him when he played things subtle (like the vet clinic postscript), but yikes, was some of that 'Mr. Hyde' (really?) stuff hard to watch. And Jiaying was even worse.

:: golf clap ::

Rest in peace in peace?

Isn't this about them fighting a robot that loves math? Great job, Malibu Stacy!