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JAMMED!

Women can be empowered and pine over a man too, you know. It's not like she spent the whole movie crying into a hanky.

No one here is allowed to miss anything that used to be here except Internet Eating Sensation Dave Chang.

In the back row?

Eh, first day of sale at Target is usually well worth it. I got the four-disc 3D Blu-Ray set of the first Avengers there for $20. Anyone who pays full MSRP is a nitwit.

Agreed. Thor bringing Vision to life with lightning like Franksenstein was goddamn ridiculous, but yes… fuck it, comic books.

Amazon had the BR listed with an alternate ending AND an extended cut.

Bless you, sir and/or madam. I've spent parts of the weekend wanting to slap people who seem to want nothing more than to shit on this movie because they don't want to take five minutes and figure it out. It's a summer blockbuster, not Dostoevsky.

School totes sux, bro!

With a new Star Wars trailer playing before it. We live in magical times.

My thoughts exactly. I really enjoyed it, but a few storylines seemed really truncated. If Marvel wanted to be obnoxious, they could've easily split this in two and released the second part around Christmastime.

I bet Pixels would be at least interesting if it weren't for Sandler mouth-farting his way through it. Christ, that trailer was painful.

Personally I'm eagerly awaiting the extended cut on the Blu-Ray. I really did love it, but my only major beef with it is that it felt a little compacted to fit into an acceptable running time. Whedon is remarkably ambitious with this movie, and if anything, another half hour or so to fully pay off what he started

Depending on the reviewer, I usually take AVC reviews and mark them up a half a grade or so. It usually works out.

C+

:: golf clap ::

I follow him on Twitter, and while I find the majority of his writing interesting, his day-to-day thoughts are sometimes so wildly unfunny and predictable that I find myself questioning if I really actually enjoy his writing at all.

It's also a space-filler used in comments sections that have a minimum character requirement. Or viable content requirement, in the case of that shitty billboard.

The number 101010 was on the billboard, and that is 42 in binary. The answer to life, the universe and everything. Or, as Urban Dictionary defines it, "A person who spends too much time on the computer."

Fuck off.