Eat several hundred dicks.

And not every dipshit with a pair of lensless horn-rimmed glasses is a nerd, either. Come talk to me when your life has been made a living hell by people who JUST DON'T LIKE YOU for nothing more than being who you are.

I realize it's only a word, but it's not only the word that has been co-opted. It's the stereotype being made into a concrete definition.

Nothing. Everything's cool. And that fucking sucks.

My god, yes. I'm still hearing the echo from how hard they hit that nail directly on the head.

I'd cut off a finger (one of the good ones) if the word 'nerd' could be erased from popular culture. Yes, you're an enthusiast of whatever you're into. Great. But you're not a fucking nerd, asshole football shithead who is now making ENTIRELY too much noise in a movie theater with his other asshole football shithead…

I only read the first few sentences of that before replying because yawn. I'm sorry, what were you saying?

Busted. :(

Fuck you and your needless umlauts. You are wrong on every level.

You had me at 'Brie Larson joins a bunch of dudes'.

WHERE THE FUCK IS BLOFELD, STRING?!

"Be a snotty dick on the internet!"

The fuck is a stereotypical milkmaid? Besides the name of your new beard rock band, I mean.

Keep firing, assholes!

I don't blame anyone for securing a paycheck, especially in that business.

She does seem like she doesn't give a fuck, but I'm sure she gives plenty of fucks about the absolutely enormous paychecks these pieces of shit are bringing her.

I like the part when Tyrese explains the concept of a movie theme park to anyone who might not understand. Thanks, Tyrese.

Is it mentioned in the AVC employment offer letter that you have to impersonate Sean O'Neal in every written article? Or maybe it's just coincidence.

She was goddamn awful and silly in 'GI Joe: Retaliation', but then again, everything in that movie was awful and silly. I'm digging her here though.

I love that!