There would be no '80s funk without James Brown.

Good. Now how much does the James Brown estate get from Bruno Mars for ripping off basically every Brown song ever written and calling it 'Uptown Funk'?

Cast Gemma Arterton, please and thank you.

He punched him so hard he turned gay?

Yeah, it's called every day.

It sure would be fun to enjoy a Spoiler Space with people who had actually seen the fucking movie.

It's really not that big of a deal. The knuckledraggers who would care about this sort of thing were probably talking too loudly in 'Fifty Shades of Grey' this weekend anyway.

My mancrush on Chris Pratt is honestly starting to worry me.

Ever notice that there is no official 'Men's Day'? Yeah, that's because EVERY DAY IS MEN'S DAY.

America's Sweetheart: The Movie

EVERYBODY PANTS NOW

Did you… fondue?

I'm all for a good military strike squad movie, but the last 30 minutes of 'Zero Dark Thirty' is better than all the combat stuff in this one put together. As for the stuff where he's stateside and dealing with his family, it's absolutely nothing I haven't seen before in a dozen other movies. War is hell. We get it.…

Goddamn son.

And shitty propaganda at that. Take out the combat scenes and it's a Lifetime movie.

That was such a great show. Not only did a small section of the orchestra perform the cantina theme on a huge variety of small, obscure percussion instruments and a horn section, but the entire ensemble performed the Imperial March not once, but twice. The second performance of the piece felt like a punk rock anthem.…

Hey look, a guitar! Remember guitars? I do. My old man rant for the day is marveling at the fact how popular music has completely regressed to the pre-alt rock days of bullshit like Whitney Houston being played on every FM station all goddamn day. This time she's named Ariana Grande, but it's the same damn shit. Get…

god bless this rocket house and all those that reside in this rocket house

I hope somebody pantses you in the lunch line today.

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