I'm with him about 80% into the joke he's telling or whatever, and nearly every time it just falls apart into random shitheadedness.

Seems tailor-made for Rainn Wilson. As much as I loved Dwight Schrute, Rainn as a person kinda comes off as a smug dick in interviews and podcasts and such.

I still have not seen this goddamn movie.

I remember watching some TV special as a kid that had a segment featuring Julian Lennon floating around the Rivers of America in Disneyland on a raft while playing 'Too Late For Goodbyes'. He had a keyboard out there with him and everything. You could practically smell the humiliation on him.

Had this been done with any level of competence, she would've been the perfect choice. Don't blame her for Lifetime's fuckuppery.

THANKS FOR EXPLAINING THE JOKE

It's the holidays. I'm feeling generous.

To those shitting on this trailer, I'm sure I would be fine with completely dismissing you after only seeing 90 seconds of your entire lives as well.

Oh, you tied the article into Apple products! Well done. No, really.

Your mom shows excellence in the medium.

The video with Flea and Anthony Kiedis breaking shit with a sledgehammer. '90s hip-hop was the best.

And Gabriel's 'Maybe I'm leading you into a trap' line was almost identical to what Ben Linus said to Locke and Jack after they let him out of the gun closet and gave him cereal on 'Lost'. I audibly scoffed.

What if it had been a crosstown bus? Would Wal-Mart be saying the same thing?

Not just people. Public spokespeople. They probably wouldn't give a shit if you were some schlub in the warehouse.

Or hey! Maybe just focus your efforts on making one quality movie and see where it goes from there. Same advice goes to DC.

Remind me again, kids - exactly which meth head invented Minecraft?

For fuck's sake, get a shrink. It's a TV show.

Quite similar to your mother, in fact.

I see what you did there! $90,000 English degree = vindicated.

You don't really need to find the appeal in EVERY cartoon. I assume you're an adult.