I know. I really only did it because it was too ridiculous to pass up. The joys of expendable income.

So are New Yorkers.

Right, but nobody gives a shit about that.

'Oh boy, more feed-clogging hashtag games!' - no one ever

The prices on game shows are always high, but so is this dude if he thinks a bottle of juice is more expensive in California than it is in New York. I paid $9 for a bottle of pomegranate juice in NYC. Out here, I can get the same thing for $3. New York City is the 'what the fuck, are you kidding?!' capital of the…

Would you like another EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES?

Fuck you, I'm eating!

I bet you don't even own a television.

Oh of course not, but honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if it was. I'm sure this shit stain already has lawyers working to figure out how he can do it without getting permission from Vince Gilligan. Look for it in the upper 700 section of your cable guide.

This lunacy is the shitty side of Hollywood in a nutshell. Piggyback on something that was actually successful and of quality with your own half-assed dog shit idea, and then throw enough gimmicks at it so the mouthbreathers have no choice but to tune in for a few episodes until it goes belly up. Ooh, we can have fun…

You should probably spend your evening staring into the bathroom sink then. Enjoy! (Feel free not to post about it.)

Then grow the fuck up and come back when you're ready to deal with 'late-adult situations', whatever the hell that means. Sorry there was no Spider-Man on 'Louie' this week, Billy.

Exactly my take on it too. Sometimes the stress and weariness is just so intense that all you can really do is fuck around and make yourself laugh. Usually that's where new inspiration comes from anyway.

Buddies? EJ? Boston College? Why did something so cool happen to a bunch of bros?

Love the scene on the freighter where she beats living fuck out of those two dudes, and then walks away and shows the audience that ass for like 3 solid seconds. Good gravy Marie.

That bunker scene was absolutely bugfuck insane. My goodness, was that an entertaining two hours.

I love how Katherine Heigl won't do a meet and greet even for $15,000. This is worse than that Kickstarter project with that idiot from 'Girls' who needed $50,000 to shoot a YouTube video.

I don't see the names 'Goyer' or 'Snyder' anywhere near this, so they're off to a good start.