Yes, a major AAA release got lots of coverage; oh the horror! All the Starfield fluff was evidently fine, but this was just too much I guess?

That’s like saying Miles shouldn’t be able to wear a dashiki because he’s not from Africa. As for the mixed race and not Wakandan argument, society sees mixed race Black folks as Black. Afro-Cubans? Black. Afro-Puerto Ricans? Black. My son will be seen as Black first and foremost, even though my wife is Mexican.

The biggest Sony game release of all time is going to get coverage, you twat.

How confused do you have to get to be shocked there’s game coverage on a gaming blog..?

At least it’s funny if you imagine there being someone in charge of Kotaku yelling at all the writers James Jonah Jameson-style to “Give me more Spider-Man!”

SquareEnix:  "300 million copies?  What a financial disappointment."

Also, while we’re on the subject, can we talk for a second about how completely unnecessary a 900-mile EV is? Why not use a battery a third of the size to give us something much more affordable with a still-useful 300-mile range? Hauling around a battery you barely even use would just be wasteful.

The best critique of South Park and one that’s come the closest to explaining why it rubs me the wrong way is that they always take the side of “not caring”. The end result is always that caring about anything is dumb and “both sides” are bad if either of them actually care. 

Listen, if anyone can be trusted to deliver a script about media pandering, it’s South Park, the ancient franchise that’s been pandering nonstop to mediocre edgy white dudebros for a quarter century.

Can we finally add South Park to the list of overly long running adult animated shows that need to die already?

Yeah that explanation never made a lick of sense.

https://mediachomp.com/how-to-use-the-three-seashells-from-demolition-man/

His list of achievements are all things other people did and he takes credit for.

And the thing is, if you actually look into his resume, it’s more about “being rich” , “in the right place at the right time”, and “being a sociopath” than actually being any sort of Tony Stark genius inventor man.

I think the more noteworthy information is that Epic laid off 900 people despite making billions in revenue each year. The nice severance package doesn’t really make up for that. If you’re bringing in billions of dollars each year and still somehow losing enough money that you need to fire 900 people, that reeks of…

I don’t care what’s on his resumé, or how long his list of “achievement” is. Elon Musk is easily the dumbest human being to ever become a billionaire.

Very nice copypasta, really kept me engaged with each sentence. 8.6/10.

The domestic violence charges were dropped, yes. I’d imagine the dozens of screenshots and saved convos of him leveraging his position to send inappropriate messages to minors was kind of the bigger deal to the company that makes cartoons for teenagers.

Aaaaaaaand they sound pretty damn near identical, so all those children crying on Reddit will chill now right? The “heart” of the show, these two dumbass, easily replicated voices, sound about the same, the show is back, and the same, right?