Gosh, Luke. If you've been so wronged by Kesha, surely you could just cancel her contract and wash your hands of her. Unless you enjoy prolonging contact with her against her will.

“I didn’t rape her. Want Proof?! Look at this completely unrelated incident, that is in no way similar to mine.” - Dr. Luke.

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He’s vile and I’m 100% on team Kesha but its true her lawyer should never have brought Lady Gaga into it. Either it’s true and wasn’t his place to say it, or it’s false; either way it severely damaged his credibility. Hope it doesn't end up bringing down her case

Wasn’t it HIS legal team that was just bashing Kesha for “trial by Twitter”? Jesus, dude. STFU.

I mean, here’s the bottom line: Whether or not Dr. Luke is factually guilty of rape doesn’t really matter. What matters is that Kesha has made it crystal clear that she does NOT feel safe enough to work with this man and is simply trying to take care of her mental well-being. And Dr. Luke has made it quite clear that…

Maybe he should have just sent the last tweet?

Except that dude is a woman named Hillary.

Jesus: “Did you guys even read the stuff I said? Do unto others. Don’t try to be stupendously wealthy. Give to the meek and the poor and the downtrodden. Don’t turn church into a gilded lie. It’s almost as if you did read the bible, and are actively campaigning to do the exact opposite.”

Asked for comment, Jesus Christ was quoted as saying, "Leave me out of this, fellas. I'm voting Democrat."

This is a junior high level slap fight where both of them wind up getting shoved into lockers by some dude on the basketball team.

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

Perpetual single here - if this is a real story, what exactly does this relationship bring that would make you put up with even 10% of this?

JUST GONNA SIT OVER HERE CRYING GUYS. I’m so sorry for your loss. I’ve owned both cats and dogs and losing them opens up a hole in your heart that can shock you, especially if you aren’t prepared for the pain. You did a great thing by providing him with a home while he was here. You’re good people.

Having a vagina of the democratic persuasion in the White House would not mean everything, but it would certainly mean something.

methinks many people read the headline and not the rest of the story...

I know of only one way for a feminist to vote: go into the voting booth, select a candidate, squat on the voting machine, and use those strong vaginal muscles to pull that lever.

But if you don't brag about him on Facebook does he really even exist?

If they're not the most insecure, they're certainly the most nauseating.

The people who brag the most about how #blessed they are are the most insecure in general, not just in relationships, right? It's the whole "lady doth protest too much" thing.

I'm a Brat Pack fan for life.