Puny, no-fun Banner.

Real man know that once the first “p***y” is thrown only a p***y doesn’t call the other guy a p***y, too. After that the argument is feline until the two of them are pulled apart.

Not to take anything away from Hank, but he got a heads up two minutes ahead of time (from Fring, as I recall) — which was more than the Espinozas got.

So... my buddy’s timeline is wrong. Never mind.

After waiting in the wings for decades, Pumpkin Spice anxiously holds her audition tape to her chest. Now, if she can just find a VCR, her opportunity is at hand...

A college buddy of mine who is also an BCS viewer pointed out that Kim’s arc is occurring during the lead-up to the savings-and-loan debacle (mid-80s through mid-90s). That be could significant to the entire “whatever happened to Kim?” question.

I’m confused. If there can only be one ComicCon, shouldn’t this thing have ended after the first year?

To be followed by The Big Crunch, a sequel which will just be BBT episodes run in reverse. For 12 seasons.

Why caution tape? All you really need is a pair of white, blinking eyes.

Q. Why is Wynona’s credit card bill so low?

Seriously, I thought this was going to be about how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall. Oh well, I guess the Fields Prize for that one will remain unclaimed this year.

What I want to know is when did “somebody tweets an opinion about someone else’s project” become a new-worthy event? It’s been 20 years, ladies: move on.

Maybe they can put Gunn in the same box as Schrodinger’s cat. That way he could direct/not direct simultaneously, as long as no Disney exec looks in the box.

Does it snow in Albuquerque? Because in the first season at least one of the cold openings (pardon the pun) showed snow on the ground.

OTOH, Skyler wouldn’t have escaped detection after Marie started talking to the FBI. Skyler had no particular reason not to fully disclose the money-laundering operation, including Saul’s involvement.

Ahhh, but all Gadot has to do is “stand still and look stupid.” It’s right there in Lamarr’s own notes.

First, does Bautista actually think his ultimatum is going to work? Second, has he read Disney’s threats about “breach of contract” if any of the GotG actors don’t fulfill their commitments? Dumb, dumb.

The irony is that Phillip was ideally suited for the customer service industry... an industry that would make no sense in a centrally-planned economy.

Subtle? Well, maybe compared to Norman Lear’s brand of bombast.

It’d be a veritable binge of purging...