She’s treating it as a costume, to look like a fictional character she likes as accurate as possible, not to mock people of a race or do a goddamn minstrel show, this is all so incredibly dumb...

Clearly, the only game Trump ever played was Monopoly, where he was a cheating banker, tried to start with hotels on every property, and flipped the table to declare himself winner when he went bankrupt.

“Well, that’s one more miserable son of a bitch that I’ve managed to outlive.”

$16 billion in tariff victim/US farmer welfare is mostly certainly and definitely lib propaganda.

Because it deserves to brushed off. Get over yourselves and download the damn launcher if you want your game.

But TRADING CARDS and FRIEND LISTS and ZIP ZORPS and FLIM FLAMS

You can even add the game’s executable to Steam, if you must.

1) Buy game.

I’m gonna go adopt 5 cats just to spite you

Awww. Somebody needs a hug.

If I see a red fucking hat, it’s open season on the motherfucker wearing it.

What context is there for encouraging a person you purport to love for weeks on end to kill themselves that makes that behavior the least bit tolerable? 

No more disrespectful than the people who keep pretending that I Will Always Love You is Whitney Houston’s song, with zero knowledge that it is Dolly Parton’s Song was recorded in 1974 and used by Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas in 1980

My autistic son is smarter than a lot of these people.

Yep, and also there weren’t skins designed to look like Matt Damon from The Martian, Sandra Bullock from Gravity, and Chris Pratt from Guardians of the Galaxy because they definitely didn’t do any of that.

Better or worse than getting punched out by a 72 year old astronaut?

I wonder if she goes home at night and puts out cigarettes on her clit just to feel something that isnt a lie.

And if you think you’re experiencing “anti-white-guy bias”, see a doctor.

Time to get ready to sign up for YouTube Red for as long as it takes me to watch this season.

Pregnancy is a potential consequence of sex. If a man isn’t prepared to accept that his sexual partner may choose an abortion, he shouldn’t have sex.