The hottest of takes! So hot it’ll burn ya crotch!

YEA! COFFEE IS THE MAN! FUCK THE MAN! SHEEPLE NEED TO WAKE UP!

It’s still a terrible argument. If everyone stopped drinking coffee, then baristas would have nothing to do, and would lose their jobs. They would not be happy.

Unicorn frappuccino doesn’t have coffee in it.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, I am the greatest rapper alive

Yes...she’s busting a gut over child abuse...

It takes a lot of patience and determination to remain calm and seemingly genuine with their persistent questions. This is what they do to be low key and get whatever fulfillment they need from their bullshit.

If Rachel Dolezal was ever followed by staff in a clothing store, or had a taxi ignore her as she flagged it down, is she having an authentically black experience? What about light skinned black people who choose to pass as white and then teach courses on European history...

Then she went to a “black” college. It was a majority black college. It was there she felt at home at last in a black culture and started the crazy of being black

How does her lawsuit against Howard University, claiming that it discriminated against her because she was white, fit the narrative you’ve so carefully constructed?

oh MY GOD your screen name! I heart you!

This is a really bad troll. You almost had me before the “but we’re all from Africa anyway, right” stuff.

wait you are trans and you’re pushing this bullshit?!

Bless you for having the patience to break this all down for that fool.

I’ll tackle that second question. To preface this, I am transgender and medically transitioning.

No one sought this bitch out. This is what she wanted and wants, clearly.

That race “means” anything is a social construct. That my skin and hair and features are different from yours and can only get that way because of who my parents are is not. And no, plenty of white people are not perceived as Black. She is not Black because she has not a drop of African blood and is the child of two…

That really was a fantastic piece filled to the brim with excellent summaries and takedowns. This is the only Dolezal piece I’ll be reading and the last one but it’s the one worth a damn. Ijeoma let nothing slip by her.