I will take that over Future.

Please really think about that name this time, girl.

Yayyyyyyyy!

These are SO good.

It went on for SO LONG

While doing a google image search for “corks away”, I came across a pinterest for a cork dress:

You’ve haven’t lived until you’ve had your doctor explained what they removed from your pilonidal cyst.

Good luck with that!

I agreed with you but realized I wasn’t really adding anything to the conversation so edited it out. I’m just tired and being weird.

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Hands down my favorite eyeliner.

Hands down my favorite eyeliner.

I miss RATCHETPIECE Theatre. So happy for Issa who is just so fucking rad.

And they got fired for saying Mayor Menino died in a car accident in the car with a Haitian prostitute. Both of them are racist misogynist scumbags.

1) The Muse is the part of Jezebel that posts about music, television, movies. etc. 2) “Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women. Without Airbrushing.” is the tagline of Jezebel. 3) Tags are your friend.

Dominque and Alexis were the BEST dressed by far. Krystle’s outfits were so boring.

One of my many favorite Dynasty moments:

So lovely!

I got obsessed with Dynasty and Dallas during my senior year of undergrad (THANK YOU SOAPNET). The reboot of Dallas was bad enough so I’m gonna pass. Plus Fallon was one of my least favorite characters. Ugh.