Please shut the fuck up.

Gay Burn Book is always on point.

No, you aren’t required to agree with every article posted on Jezebel or what everyone else thinks. So when you post a comment that disagrees with the main post (especially in a “come at me bro” tone), people are also allowed to disagree with you. It’s not that hard.

No. He knows better.

Yup!

Nev is the host of Catfish.

Oooof. That shirt! The thirst!

thanks!

Yes, yes, and yes.

Way better than Yung Joc’s new look.

I’ve actually heard that some people have found that it doesn’t fit some dual sharpeners. Good to know that ulta’s also works.

I’ve actually heard that some people have found that it doesn’t fit some dual sharpeners. Good to know that ulta’s…

FYI to anyone thinking of buying one: The NARS pencils are slightly larger than the usual lip pencil sharpeners. The NYX pencil sharpeners are a cheap alternative the the much more expensive NARS one.

FYI to anyone thinking of buying one: The NARS pencils are slightly larger than the usual lip pencil sharpeners.…

NARS FTW

NARS FTW

I’m sure she feels way less oppressed now.

FYI: they discontinued the revolution lipsticks. They revamped them and renamed them Vice, and reduced the price!

FYI: they discontinued the revolution lipsticks. They revamped them and renamed them Vice, and reduced the price!

That lip between the wood and the tile would drive me fucking insane.

That asking your parents buy you an apartment rather than paying for your own housing really puts the ish in adultish.

I will take you up on the help though. I took an online quiz and I did some comparison at Sephora. But I also did the Color IQ and I got 3Y07 but I don’t know if that is actually right? I also tan super easily so I have like 3 shades of foundation at home right now.

I think I always assumed I was warm toned AND I used to always buy foundation in the summer like an idiot.

I don’t even know what my undertones are. Edit: nope. That isn’t true. Pretty sure I’m neutral.