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Imagine that.  A cop, of all people, breaking the law.  Shocking.  Truly. 

By the metrics and KPI’s cars today are better than they ever have been. There’s mountains of evidence to support this claim. A Toyota Camry is faster around a race circuit than a bedroom poster 80's Ferrari, and some bone stock pickup trucks are faster down the drag strip than the fastest Muscle Cars of the 70's.

Cars all became our friend who aced the SAT, got his business degree, and is now doing a solid job raising his two kids in the suburbs while working his way up through middle management at a regional accounting firm. He’s a good friend and can hold his liquor on the semi-monthly occasion he comes out with us.

The Lotus ownership experience can actually help you with that. A traditional Lotus has very little interior space and is hard for a husky gent to fit into. Lotus engineers cleverly designed expensive parts that break in a precise sequence in order to drain your wallet. As you can no longer afford food, you begin to

He expects me to pay $58,777 but cant even get a single picture of the interior, frunk or engine bay? I’ve sold $2000 beater cars with waaaaay more pictures than this.

This is one of those cases where “eminently forgettable” is totally okay. Like a Camry, like an ES300, the Millenia is a bit like Clark Kent. If you’re in the know, you know there’s a lot going on under that plain suit and affordable haircut. And everybody else, the ones who aren’t in the know, see just another guy on

Are you experiencing low fuel consumption? Just ask your salesman about Stellantis.

If I had my druthers I'd buy it and be the weird guy in a turbo PT loser doing autocross with all the Boxsters. I could bring my own spare set of wheels in the back! 

“We’re celebrating black freedom by trying to free YOU from a big down payment! Get yourself into a 2021 Mitsubishi Eclipse for no money down!”

The ****?! What kind of person does this? 

Yeah, exactly. And this one looks phenomenal underneath. At this point in the 3rd gen game you’re buying them based on the condition of the frame. Body panels, mileage—all the stuff people are bitching about here—are totally secondary to the condition of the frame and the mechanicals. This one has a perfect frame and

The people ND’ing this don’t have any concept of the current used car market or the value for preowned 4Runners. Even if we weren’t in a used car price-pocalypse, it would probably still be worth $7k at Cali prices.

STOP LARPING SLAVERY.

Tragic but how can the prosecutor only charge them with 2nd degree murder, it takes time and conscious decision-making to tie a person to the back end of your vehicle and drag them out to a field. Seems willful enough to warrant a 1st degree charge.

This situation is methed up. 

It’s one of those scenarios where if the truck had exploded and killed both society would have been the winner, but nobody ‘deserves’ to be tortured to death

You talking about the President or the grooming habits?

Maybe it’s just me, but calling equal pay for equal work a “woke social norm” is a pretty appalling statement, even by Mitch McConnell’s standards.

Also, we need a serious conversation about the stability and centre-of-gravity of Captain Caveman’s van.

I broke 19 seconds in the 100 last year!