Revenue-generating sports. I’m goddamn sick of the sexism. Maybe we stop paying college coaches so much? Just a thought.

Now, see, these are the stories I come here for.  Thank you!  :)

Logic, reason, and rationality have nothing to do with it. This is why they’re so obsessed with poring over obscure texts and statutes searching for some phrase they can cherry pick and wave around at people.

The typo is 2016 election.  It should be 2020.

Ouch. Low blow. But it’s okay.

Isn’t this more of a feature, rather than a bug for GQP voters? I mean, none of the idiot repub voters have a college education either.

Completely off topic, but that was a very well-written comment.  Are you a writer or an English teacher?

I had the same section highlighted and copied ready to say the same thing. I don’t see the issue with trafficking victims killing their captors/tormenters.

“Expect them to melt down anyway.”

I realize and appreciate that not every home is a two-parent household. For those that are, however, conspicuously missing from this list is: have your partner step up and entertain them.

I heard the same joke but with the American Dental Association.  :)

Wait.  You can use dryer lint to start campfires?  I did not know this.

Or to Baltimore and the Great Blacks in Wax museum

Yes.

I actually LOLed at “donked-out Ford Fusion.”  :)  I agree completely; every time I see one of these (Washington DC area, so I see them often enough) my head whips around in a “WTF is that thing?” kinda way.  It’s like a jelly bean on tinker toy wheels.

I agree with you, but we’re screaming into the void here. 74 million dumbasses voted for the guy whose name I still don’t want to type.

Apparently much more difficult than you or I would think... But I would say it’s got to be real tough if you’re a football coach.  Just look at Jacksonville.

*Seventeen* years later, no less!

Well, now I’m depressed.  Jeez.

Are they actually advertising that?