1 child (3 years old) : $14800/ year (Washington, DC metro)

Welcome.  I’ve felt this way for a looooooooong time.  They’re endangering my children.  Fuck them with a rusty pole.  I hope they die in pain.

I’m stunned it took all the way down here in the comments to find a passing reference to KRSOne.  IMO, G.O.A.T.  You can’t even *HAVE* a conversation about modern hiphop without him.  

The world (USA) may (will) never know...

Elf-On-A-Shelf. We’re just not about to go down that rabbit hole of moving the thing each night, naming it, coming up with a backstory, etc. Plus, kids get enough of “Be good, Santa’s watching,” that an additional reminder to be good just because you’re being watched is too much.

No, you’re all just crazy.

Not as funny as this guy.

FWIW, I always like to remind people that pretty much the only thing Nancy Reagan was good at was giving head.

...in Vegas, too?

I can do that! In fact, I wish to do that every day! Oh. Did you mean on myself? My *own* face?  As is shaving?  Oh.  Whoops!  Thought you meant something else entirely.  My bad.

I never login from my tablet, but I had to for this. (Doesn't matter anyway; I'm grey 😠.)  Fuuuuuuuuuuck. This sucks. I'm not in a position to buy the v90, but I've always hoped, you know?

No dice, easily.  But those wheels, man!

This whole thing is whatever, but I just have to say: Rocky’s punching above his weight.

That was my immediate thought as well. All the ND voters are thinking with their emotions. “30-year-old Ranger Rover for $20K? Hell no!”

Stay away, then.

The worst is when the friend who cancels is a family member. It’s hard to explain to a three and six year-old that their uncle (my brother) hasn’t seen them in three years because of a whole host of issues. It’s getting hard to type it out; alcoholism, laziness, weird hours at work, COVID, the fact that he’s always…

1987 Ford Bronco II.

My question is who has $53000 in their checking account? If you’ve got that kind of money, you should be investing that!

The turtles breathing through their butts one is currently a top five conversation piece in the Buck Buck McFate household. It’s finally gotten warm enough to where we can hike near some creeks, and I’ll ask little McFates (ages six and three) to look for turtles awakening from hibernation. Then one of them gleefully…

Clint Harper, the woodworker ... gets his own program, too.