Can confirm.  I’ve had three (?) Sunfires and a Cavalier.  All ran FOREVER.  Except the Cavalier, but I flipped that one as a stupid 22- year old DUI.

Visible confusion.  Unless I am mistaken, you do not live in my house...

Who the *HELL* puts an automatic in a hotrod like this???!!!?!

buy Hondas, get high, have mutual oral sex and fart?

I’ll give him four bucks and a Snickers bar for it, and that’s because I can afford to give away a Snickers bar.

Any idea on what the mpg is going to be?  With most of the world moving past ICE engines, the hybrid will be nice, but probably cost a fortune more.

I had to google what a “pension” was.

So’s their IQ...

Also, how does Jake Paul have $50 million??!?!? I’m in the wrong line of work... I’ll be a jackass on youtube for half that! But no-oo. Here I am wasting my life in science. Got- dayum this country’s priorities are f-ed up!

*Head explode*

It’s important for all involved adults to remember that *THEY ARE KIDS*. If Aunt Linda cannot fathom why your kid doesn’t like the sweater knitted from her cat’s fur, perhaps someone should take her aside and remind her that she. too, was once six years old and did not want a football helmet.

“Modest 108K miles”? What kind of dice are you smoking? 108k is only modest on a car from 2007 if it’s a Honda or Toyota. I know it’s less than 10k per year, but for an American car from the mid-aughts, modest is ~70k, imo.  ND.

That was just an amazing column. This should win a Pulitzer.  I have nothing else to add.

Always have two extra 10mm socket wrenches.

Is that like this 1963 BelAir? Because I’m trying really hard not to go get it...

Like I’ve mentioned in past posts, we have and acknowledge our privilege. So our kindergartner is in a private school with seven classmates. For the first eight weeks or so it was amazing. Then the rate of positivity went up here in Maryland. So the school has closed until the rate drops below ten for three straight…

I’ve generally been on board with the name change to “Nice Price or No Dice,” but I can smell the crack from this one through my screen.

Counterpoint: for the right kid it can provide motivation. Seventh grade gym class I karate kicked an archery target. (Giving bows and arrows to 13 year olds is a discussion for another time.) Gym teacher just said run laps. All period. Turns out I was good at running and ran a 5:34 mile a couple weeks later. By the…

Not that anyone ever reads my comments, being steadily greyed, but I may have mentioned that I have had Volvos, and currently one of my hobbies is pricing used ones. This is a great example of a neat little car that goes quick. Styling is subtle and mechanically it shouldn’t have any major issues. That being said,…

Thanks for the recommendation! I was taken completely unawares a couple of months ago walking back from the playground with my then five-year-old who asked “Where’d that lady get her baby from?” I deflected, which I *know* I shouldn’t have done, but sh*t, man!