Now, if there was a two-door, full sized bed version, it would have been perfect.

Going ‘down East’ in NC, the squat is pretty much a beacon for mouthbreathing redneck.

1. Driver visibility.

You need empirical evidence to prove the driver can’t see what’s right in front of him at a stoplight? Or that his headlights are useless at night?

It does look like it creates a needless safety concern with visibility over the hood. These trucks look like children flatteners to me. Imagine the trend was to take a level truck and install the hood at this type of an angle obstructing visibility? I’m pretty sure everyone would agree that to be a terrible idea, yet…

You look at that and not see a dramatic decrease in forward visibility?

The day that man dies, I’m throwing a large party for 1. It’ll become a personal holiday. 

People may hate the way this looks, but it’s clearly a safety issue. You are putting way less weight over the front tires than the vehicle was designed for. Handling could be dangerously bad depending on how much rake.

I want to buy a Maverick, and get “GOOSE” as the license plate.

Are you saying that the Maverick...takes your breath away?

Sutton Stracke is a porn name and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Oh, Honey. 

Surprised you didn’t put the puns in the title.

Later that night, he fantasized about what he saw in the pool while his wife pussywhipped him for not standing up for her.

Good Advice, I did this when buying a motorcycle out of state, if I recall the dealer actually advised doing it as we were having issues with my old school CU slowing up the process due to some issue I can’t presently recall that had to do with the title. Financed with the dealer and switched it over to my CU without…

Lol, what?

TYPO? I think you meant to say “a purchase order is not quite the same as a binding document?” Or is it the same and it’s awkwardly worded?

Just an unfortunate place to drop a word since it’s answering the question.

The point of the lawsuit isn’t really to draft women; it’s to get rid of mandatory Selective Service registration altogether on the grounds that it’s discriminatory.

Gwen was cool once.  And while the rest of the world grew up, she didn’t, and longs for a time when that same schtick might make her cool again.

I read that as “Thot Finder” at first...