“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

The best advice is from King of the Hill

It’s kinda interesting - I work from home several times a week and I find myself taking less breaks when working from home - to the point where I’ll find myself an hour before quitting time with no lunch break taken. Not saying I won’t have breakfast or whatever, but I’ll eat while working. I’m not sure if it’s…

That’s a bargain. Apple would call it the Apple Iclip and start it a 19.99.

I don’t know what you’ve been yanking on, buddy, but horses don’t have udders.

In the future, there will be no non-comic book related entertainment.

Captain Morgan the damn thing.

“Alright, I wrote the article. Please get off my neck.”

reports were that the vandalism earlier this year—including a message keyed into the car that said “MOVE”—did $7,500 worth of damage.