“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

Fun facts: Richard Feynman (1918-1988) was a Nobel Prize winning physicist who contributed to the Manhattan Project in WWII, and created the Feynman Diagram widely used in particle physics. He was also on the board investigating the Challenger disaster, and was the one who showed what actually happened. He was famous…

The best advice is from King of the Hill

It’s kinda interesting - I work from home several times a week and I find myself taking less breaks when working from home - to the point where I’ll find myself an hour before quitting time with no lunch break taken. Not saying I won’t have breakfast or whatever, but I’ll eat while working. I’m not sure if it’s…

If Timmy wants to ignore the fire alarm, maybe it’s time to just start over with another kid.

That’s a bargain. Apple would call it the Apple Iclip and start it a 19.99.

I generally use a woodworking blade...

I don’t know what you’ve been yanking on, buddy, but horses don’t have udders.

In the future, there will be no non-comic book related entertainment.

Captain Morgan the damn thing.

“Alright, I wrote the article. Please get off my neck.”

God, I wish we could use that phrase more often

Sounds like a job for an SR-71 flying upside down.

reports were that the vandalism earlier this year—including a message keyed into the car that said “MOVE”—did $7,500 worth of damage.