I do what the fuck I want!

Police were surprised to learn that the knife was fake, as they’d legitimately believed it was real for a long time, although some of the smarter ones had had their doubts.

If I had a time machine and went back in time, I would talk with John Rockefeller, possibly the wealthiest man in history. I would tell him that I could travel to China in a half a day. That I could talk to any person on the planet and hear not only his voice, but also see his face, in real time from anywhere. All…

“I am Legend.”

The calendar’s as fat as Jay Gruden.

More like ‘Poke-A-Hot-Ass’ amirite?

“Oh if I had a gun I would. I probably won’t have a gun when I see him but I’ll probably beat his ass down like a dog.”

Washington Loaded Potato Skins! amirite?

Sucks when people call you names based on your outward appearances, dosen’t it?

Asked how he got over the insult, Gruden said he “got away from negative people and spent an evening with Friendly’s.”

He clearly has never met a carb he couldn’t eat.

More like Washington THINskins!

That’s better than Jay Gluten. Some people can’t handle that stuff.

More like Jay GLUTTON

A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

“Come on, just look at the Chiefs coach!”

Things like this lead to conspiracy theories like the one claiming that Gruden intentionally wants Griffin to get injured, but that doesn’t hold water for one potentially messy reason.

Exactly this. Yesterday I read the reviews on the game, pre-ordered it from my phone and it was downloading when I got home. (PSN was slow for a while.) Then exactly at 9PM PST, I was at the main menu.