Looks like they’ll have to wait.... until dawn to play it.

“Seriously, you guys,” Kelly pleaded obnoxiously, without a hint of his own inherent privilege. “All hits matter.”

The truly American thing would be to charge for ketchup but give your richer customers loopholes to pay much less for it.

The Man and His Daughter Walk Away, Hopefully Forever

Wow, interesting, most Ravens would have used a knife.

As a Giants fan, I’m conflicted. On the one hand, he’s been remarkably consistent. On the other hand, his consistency means he’s likely to get the deal but somehow return the signed contract to the wrong team.

Pudding cups aren't cheap. A man needs to eat.

What does Adrian Peterson have to do with this story?

“They were acting like children. So I hit them. Ha.”

Both statements end with a collision and a splatter.

“I feel like” is just a state of mind. I can take LSD and feel like I’m Superman.

I’m not Harvin any of this story of yours Percy.

If he comes back, he comes back. If not, we’re good without him.

Harvin: For some reason, my teammates feel threatened by me.

Yet another illustration of the myriad misguided instructions from the classroom/schoolyard.

It’s that damn whistle making these coaches loose their marbles. “My precious...”

Exactly. In this case, the way your body positions itself naturally to recover is the correct way.

Yeah, this article and several others like it have proved that more than 3/4 of what the coaches told us in high school was bullshit.

Another win for “listen to your body.”